Lance Albert Ramirez is a 45-year-old blogger who enjoys watching sport, jigsaw puzzles and tree shaping. He is Gaming Expert and creative, but can also be very rude and a bit unstable.

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He is addicted to coffee, something which his friend Cathy Aleesha Owen pointed out when he was 18. The problem intensified in 1993. Lance has lost three jobs as a result of his addiction, specifically: admin assistant, senior programmer and secretary at a law firm.

He is an Afghan Buddhist who defines himself as straight. He has a degree in literature. He is a vegetarian.

Physically, Lance is in pretty good shape. He is average-height with olive skin, grey hair and black eyes. He has one or two distinguishing features including buck teeth, Due to the coffee and Lance looks older than his actual age..

He grew up in a middle class neighborhood. His mother left when he was young, leaving him with his father, who was a drunk.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a receptionist called Elijah Ethel Matthews, who was the same age as him. They broke up because Elijah found Lance too grumpy.

Lance’s best friend is a blogger called Cathy Owen. They get on well most of the time. He also hangs around with Maureen Li and Piper Baker. They enjoy extreme ironing together.